This ad, found in a weekly circular of major home improvement center, is frankly insulting.
It is insulting to bicycle riders, bicycle advocates, bicycle shops, bicycle manufacturers, and all of us who have worked relentlessly to raise the profile of urban cycling. This ad undermines the very notion of the bicycle being a legitimate human-powered vehicle worthy of being used on the road.
Unfortunately, the people the above ad insults the most are those consumers who get lured into buying one of the items being advertised. It cheats them into thinking they're getting the real thing. It turns the noble Bicycle into yet another cheap and disposable thing, that brings only superficial smiles at Christmas, and can be discarded along with the heap of other unnecessary stuff before the wrappers have even made it to the recycling bin.
Now, it is true that a Bicycle, a real Bicycle, with a capital B, such as the Kona Makena pictured below, may cost as much as ten times the item being peddled in the ad above.
But you get so much more than an item to be shoved under the tree! A quality, professionally assembled Bicycle is a piece of finely tuned mechanical artistry that is powerful, reliable, durable and safe. And, there are many ways in which a real Bike can make your child a better human and better citizen.
- It will teach your child independence. It is the first vehicle many children ever ride on their own. Don't treat it like a toy. Let your child learn about the freedom and responsibility associated with controlling a vehicle.
- It will teach her autonomy. It offers a way to get from point A to point B without relying on the automobile. Children from a very early age can appreciate the difference, and older children can actually use the bike to chauffeur themselves around.
- You can help your child learn the rules of the road using your Bikes on quiet streets around the neighborhood
- You can sign up for a bike repair class with an older child to learn practical skills, and further boost the sense of responsibility and autonomy in your kid.
- You can use the Bike to illustrate some principles of physics (many online resources are available).
- A Bicycle is a vehicle for social change. You can discuss how Bikes are used around the world to alleviate poverty and and offer mobility solutions in developing countries (for some ideas, click here).
- A Bike will help your child build awareness. Unlike a car, which isolates us from our surroundings and fellow humans, the Bicycle puts us in touch with the environment & people around us. It's hard to space out on a Bike. You have to pay attention. And when you are not looking out at the world through a smoked glass window, you notice things like prowling cats, sparring squirrels, dragonflies, homeless people under a bridge, the weather, nasty smells exuded by cars, and other interesting things you might otherwise miss.
- It will teach your child about health and fitness. He will learn how using his own body, and the food he has consumed to fuel it, can produce the energy to propel him efficiently from one place to another. We would all enjoy better health if we committed some of our daily travel to a Bicycle.
- The Bicycle can teach your child economy. The cost of a Bicycle and its maintenance, spread over the number of years the owner will enjoy it, adds up to a very affordable annual expense. If we use a Bicycle in place of a car or bus, the savings increase dramatically.
- The Bicycle can teach your child the value of unstructured exploration, and how to unwind and relax.
And, as Christmas gifts, Bikes are unbeatable. A bike doesn't need batteries. A couple of strong legs, and a little air and oil once in a while. That's all. It won't scatter small parts all over your house. And it is the most fun your kid will have without being plugged in.
For most kids, it is simply THE BEST gift you can give. A Bicycle, especially The First Bicycle, is different from any other gift. It represents a coming of age, a new independence, a right of passage. Owning a Bicycle creates new transportation options, and your child will instantly recognize the new independence. Because of this, a Bike is a gift that will keep on giving. It will not be discarded or forgotten. Your child will use it enjoy it for a long time to come.
But, you say, it's winter. SO? Your child will actually WANT to go outside in the cold. Trust me, I've been there. So a Bike is really a gift for your whole family. Now you can enjoy cycling outings together. Or you can walk or jog, while your child cycles along.
It is a fancy gift that's worth it's price. Think of a price of a popular doll with a couple outfits, a fancy box of Legos , or a video game system, and you will see that the price of a quality child's Bicycle is actually quite reasonable. Plus, it makes a very effective presentation. Imagine this giant package under the tree!... Or rolling it with great fanfare from the garage... wow!
And that's the best reason for putting a Bike under the Christmas tree: the expression on your child's face. As they say: priceless.

I'm happy to read this post. So true. I can't imagine how low quality a $23 "bike" must be.
Posted by: Dottie | November 27, 2009 at 10:40 AM
Hear, hear! When I first saw the picture, I thought the ad was from the 1970s. Then I read the blog post and realized that some big box store had run it just this year. Ugh.
I can personally vouch for everything Justyna wrote, with the exception of that gorgeous Kona Makena as I have never purchased one. But my kids don't ride junk. My eldest daughter rides a Trek 7200 WSD and my middle daughter rides a Giant MTX-125, both purchased new from fine bike shops near us. My middle daughter rides her bike 2 miles each school day - to and from the JCC where her school bus stops (it's a 17 mile trip each way to her school) - in all kinds of weather. For her, biking to and from the bus are two highlights of each day. She has never asked us to drive her, although she did ask me to buy her a pair of rain pants.
Posted by: Mark Lebowitz | November 27, 2009 at 11:27 AM
Maybe time to cycle over to the coffee shop and have a little decaf this time around.
I'm eternally grateful that my Wards/Grants/Sears bike didn't come with lectures on physics or social change or bio-chemistry. If it had, I'm sure I would never have discovered how much fun cycling can be.
And, I'm grateful my working parents weren't guilted into waiting until they could afford a "real" bike before getting me something I could jump on and pedal.
Posted by: Sean | November 27, 2009 at 11:54 AM
Actually, you are quite right. People should bike for the simple joy of it, and I've said as much elsewhere(http://www.chicagobikeblog.com/2008/03/riding-motivati.html
But, Sean, there is the question of basic safety. I too started out on a department store bike: a Huffy Santa Fe ten-speed. But, as a bike shop, we service quite a number of Target and Walmart bikes (typically selling for upwards of $80), so I have a pretty good idea of what I'm talking about when I say they are not as safe as a bike from a reputable manufacturer. At less than $29 dollars, I shudder to think about how and by whom that bike was made, under what conditions, and what the final product is like. Keep in mind -- lectures or no -- that a bike is a vehicle, that even quite a young kid can generate significant speeds on. Kids will also jump bikes off logs, ramps and stairs. They don't know that a $28.88 bike cannot possibly stand up to that.
Forgive my lecture. I was simply trying to show that a bike is more than a set of wheels and a saddle, and that those other things may add to the ultimate enjoyment derived by the user.
Posted by: Justyna | November 27, 2009 at 02:27 PM
Good points, Justyna. I concede that safety is an important issue and that a $28 bike kind of seems like asking for it.
Posted by: Sean | November 27, 2009 at 05:32 PM
@sean,
Not sure of your age...but the bikes from Sears, Wards, or even Huffy of 40 years ago were of a better quality than most of the BSO (Bicycle Shaped Objects) that are sold in the big box stores of today. There are a few bikes being sold by the likes of WalMart that are a good value for the dollar IF you know which one to choose and how to set up a bike properly. Today it is all about looks not value or durability when it comes to the BSO's.
Aaron
Posted by: 2whls3spds | November 28, 2009 at 10:42 AM
I recently needed to buy a bike for my son's 5th birthday. Since I wanted a simple 20", coaster brake, single speed bike (and because I am a cheapskate) I first looked at the cheap bikes on the big box retailers' websites.
However, when you start reading the reviews it becomes apparent that many folks who bought the really cheap bikes got bikes that broke quickly (some on the first ride) and a few had injured kids. The reviews started to get a bit better once you got up above $150.
But for $199 I got a Trek Jet for him that was professionally assembled, lighter aluminum, and you can just tell it is a better quality bike. Of course, the first maintenance is also included in most local bike shop bike prices. For an extra $50 or less, it is well worth it.
Posted by: Beginner Cycling | February 20, 2010 at 01:56 PM
I like hero bicycle
Posted by: Raj | August 09, 2010 at 05:48 AM
I think biking is overall a good exercise for the kids.It tones up the necessary muscles of the body.
Posted by: kids bike | June 21, 2012 at 01:35 PM